The Collected Works of Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson, The Third Pre-Launch
By Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson
There are books, there are important books, and there are books that are described by their publishers as “landmark,” “definitive,” or “a major contribution to the ongoing conversation.”And then there is:
THE COLLECTED WORKS OF DR. THOMAS P. HUNTERSON
THE SIXTH VOLUME IN THE COLLECTED WORKS SERIES
By Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson. Now entering its THIRD PRE-LAUNCH.
You thought the first pre-launch was the pre-launch? Understandable. You thought the second pre-launch was the real pre-launch? Who could blame you? But now the THIRD PRE-LAUNCH has arrived, and with it comes the dawning realization that what we have been calling “the launch” was perhaps merely an early philosophical approximation of the concept of launching a book.
SIXTH IN THE SERIES. THIRD IN PRE-LAUNCHES. FIRST IN YOUR HEART.
The Collected Works of Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson brings together the intellectual output of one of the most indefatigable minds ever to sit down and write something. It is the sixth collected volume, a number associated with symmetry, completion, and the number of times an ordinary person might reasonably ask, “Are we sure this is the final edition?” We are not, because this is not merely a book, it is an event. And it’s not merely an event, it’s a pre-event event. And not merely a pre-event event, it’s the THIRD PRE-LAUNCH.
AUTHOR. SCHOLAR. HUMANITARIAN, PRE-LAUNCHER
Who is Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson? Some know him as an author, some know him as a scholar. Some know him from his technical manuals, which he has also authored in the apparently unrelated but undeniably impressive field of writing technical manuals. But now, finally, we may encounter Hunterson unencumbered by mere practicality. Here are The Collected Works of Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson.
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT?
Every page represents an opportunity, while every paragraph is a doorway. Every sentence may contain the precise combination of words you were not expecting to encounter in that order. And somewhere, perhaps, a technical manual is being written. But that is not our concern today. Today we have VOLUME SIX.
THE THIRD PRE-LAUNCH EXPERIENCE™
Previous generations had to endure the primitive indignity of simply “buying a book.” You are part of something much greater by participating in a prelaunch ecosystem, and a literary anticipation architecture. A carefully calibrated crescendo of expectation, and a book so significant that it must be PRE-LAUNCHED. Then, PRE-LAUNCHED again. And now, PRE-LAUNCHED a third time. Why PRE-LAUNCH THREE? Why not? Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson did not collect his works only once. This is the sixth collection, and the third pre-launch. The moment has become unavoidable.
BE THERE WHEN THE BOOK ALMOST ARRIVES
Imagine the scene where you are standing somewhere, and you hear a faint rustling. The air changes. A distant page turns, and you look up. Someone whispers, “The third pre-launch.” You know what it means because you have been chosen. Not to read the book, at least not yet, but to anticipate reading the book in an age increasingly dominated by immediacy, as this is your opportunity to experience something truly extraordinary. The delayed literary gratification at scale.
SIX VOLUMES. THREE PRE-LAUNCHES. ONE DR. THOMAS P. HUNTERSON.
The numbers speak for themselves. The Collected Works of Dr. Thomas P. Hunterson is coming. Eventually, but more importantly, IT IS PRE-LAUNCHING NOW! Do not wait until the launch to begin waiting. Do not wait until the second edition to discover that you could have been anticipating the first.
THE COLLECTED WORKS OF DR. THOMAS P. HUNTERSON
VOLUME VI THE THIRD PRE-LAUNCH, THE EVENT BEFORE THE EVENT BEFORE THE EVENT
DR. THOMAS P. HUNTERSON HAS BEEN PRE-LAUNCHED for your convenience. Again. And this time—it’s the third time.
