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All Good Things Must Pass

All Things Must Pass

by Book Magoo, Roving Reporter

Well that didn’t last. One didn’t have to be Nostradamus to see that the Free Shack was doomed the moment it got the heave-ho from Elkhaven and its curator hung up his uniform. Some were confused, others didn’t care, and there were those that openly wept and fretted over the future of the wee tin shed. Personally, I never had any interest in the thing. I was never naive enough to think that perhaps one day that box of mismatched mason jar lids and bottle caps I scored would reveal a twenty five thousand dollar limited edition Rolex Submariner that I could flash around the General Store like Jagmeet Singh at a union press conference, but that’s just me. I can imagine that some folks were able to snap up some pretty spiffy stuff…one person’s garbage is another person’s gold as they say. But based on recent events, one has to wonder if there was a massive blow-out sale on rose colored glasses somewhere. I recall a good many times when a frustrated Shane took to Facebook and proclaimed “That’s it, I’m done with this place for good!!” after some numpty decided to drop off a load of legless chairs along with paint cans from the middle ages and a leaky keg three quarters full of nuclear waste. I recall one instance where a couple of groups showed up at the same time and an argument ensued that in good old Denman fashion devolved into accusations of racism. But, the Free Shack was our version of the Klondike Gold Rush, with throngs of starry eyed dreamers heading down at dawn’s first light in hopes of finding that big nugget.

For all that is good and holy, let the Free Shack go. Just let it die with dignity and it would become legendary. Future generations could start a GoFundMe or apply for some frivolous government grant and conscript a sculptor to fashion a statue of Shane that could be erected at the gates of Elkhaven where all could gather and worship. It could be the Denman Island Mecca, (until some disgruntled group of self proclaimed anarchists deem it somehow oppressive and topple it in the name of progressive liberalism. Yay…..). To keep this going is inherently cruel and without purpose….. like some selfish family members that are keeping Mum alive on life support because it makes them feel better. Time to let go.

We are already blessed with a Free Store that is the envy of the world. Let that be enough. 

The Lot 19 Affair

Gabriel Jeroschewitz, November 24th, 2025

The Lot 19 Affair

The Auction
The auction hall was not a hall at all, but a repurposed slaughterhouse, tiled in porcelain and echoing with the ghosts of things that once bled here. Mr. Sallow stood at the podium, a man the colour of old parchment, his mouth permanently shaped into a toothless parenthesis. The buyers waited in sugar-colored suits, clutching brass paddles polished by their own sweaty palms.
Lot 19 — the dolls — were wheeled in on a steel cart, side by side, their detachable heads arranged neatly in velvet-lined trays like rare mangoes. The buyers cooed and hissed.

Each buyer got a minute alone with the dolls before bidding. That minute was a theatre of grotesque desire:

  • Lady March, who likened herself to a collector of sensations,” tapped the glass ribs of one doll and murmured that she would fill them with goldfish.
  • The Brewer insisted he would pour stout into their clay stomachs and drink from the source.”
  • Mr. Chalk, who smelled like mothballs and thunder, caressed Lot 19s blue-painted shoulders and claimed the chips in the paint were music to the touch.”

When bidding began, the room became a slow, obscene pulse — each number called felt like a heartbeat in reverse, taking life instead of giving it. Mr. Sallow watched them feed on the fantasy.
Lot 19 was moved to the back of Mr. Sallows estate, an architectural mistake of corridors that looped back into themselves. In the sunroom, they were posed just so: elbows bent, knees spread for symmetry.” Their clay skin was dusted every morning by a servant named Harp, who never looked them in the eye. Sallow said eye contact was bad for the art.”

The dolls quickly learned Sallows habits. He never touched them with his hands — only with objects. A silver ladle to lift a chin. A feather duster to tickle the hollow between their thighs. He treated desire like calligraphy, never direct, always an ornate flourish. His guests came often, each one encouraged to interpret” Lot 19 in their own way.

Some painted new mouths on the dolls.
Some sewn pockets into their stomachs.
One man replaced a head entirely with a birdcage, then filled it with finches until the sound drove everyone insane.

They accepted it silently. After all, art does not interpret itself.

The Anatomy That Watches
By the third month of captivity, Lot 19 learned to turn its parts against the buyers. The glass ribs could reflect light like blades. Detachable heads could roll like grenades, their hollow eyes distracting even the most fevered collector. Clay skin, when wetted, could dissolve just enough to smear across a hand, leaving a faintly burning mark.

The first incident was with Mr. Chalk — he reached for one dolls head and found his fingers caught in a sudden fissure in her neck; the clay closed around him like a trap. He left with two fingers less than hed come with, muttering about texture failure.”

The dolls bided their time. They learned that the guests drank heavily — milk cordials, blood wine — until their sight blurred and their movements slowed. They noticed Sallow liked to leave doors unlocked during rainstorms, believing no art would risk getting wet. That would be their opening.
It happened during a downpour that made the gardens look like a drowned city. Sallow had invited his most loyal buyers” for a private showing. Lightning pooled in the glass ribs of the dolls, making them look like lanterns.

When the buyers approached, Lot 19 turned gentle actions into violence — heads rolled underfoot, toppling men in slippery arcs; paint flakes flew like hornets into eyes; blue clay smeared into mouths until speech became choking.

Lady March fell backward into a fountain; The Brewer was found gagging on a shard of rib; Mr. Chalk tried to flee but slipped on a head laughing in the rain.

The dolls moved fast. They could bend in ways bones couldnt, slide through corridors like spilled ink. Out of the open garden gate they went, their laughter carrying over the storm like music from somewhere both holy and profane.
The next morning, Sallows guests searched the grounds. They found only the trays of heads — empty, damp, smelling faintly of moonlight. Under the skirts of the remaining display mannequins were nests of maggots, writhing like a pale alphabet no one wanted to read.

Rumours spread. Some claimed the dolls had dissolved into rainwater and tasted faintly of salt. Others swore they saw a procession of blue-painted women walking along the riverbank, carrying their heads tucked under their arms like relics.

In truth, Lot 19 swam to a place only they could find — a silver lake under a milk-colored moon. They waited there, bodies pressed together, clay warming in the night. They were still art, but no longer for sale.
One doll — her name lost to auctions — fell in love with another in that lake. It was not the sudden, fiery kind, but a slow binding of seams. They polished each others paint, shared their detachable faces like masks, and whispered in the language of unowned things.

What they loved most was the refusal. The deliberate absence of buyers, of voices calling them wife, whore, mistress, maid, mother.” In their own mythology, they were creatures carved by accident, bred in captivity, freed by rain—lovers in exile.

They danced on the moonlit shore until the wind carried their breath away, becoming stories told by old river women:
“The doll people are gone, but if you stand quiet enough, youll feel”

Letter to the Editor – Oakley Rankin

Colonial History

The Russian Empire today comprises nearly double the land mass of the United States and Canada combined.  It is properly called an Empire as the vast majority of its territory was never home to indigenous Russians; it was taken from the peoples who originally inhabited it.  It makes up one-sixth of the Earth’s landmass, historically third in size behind the Mongol and British empires but far larger than the U.S., Spanish and Portuguese Empires expanding at roughly the same time.  It was an Empire rationalized on the basis of the myth of ‘Great Russia’ in which the conquered were viewed as as proto-Russians united by an mythology of shared culture which was not bounded by geographical borders—a Russian version of U.S. ‘Manifest Destiny’ or the Chinese ‘Great State’.   Operating from the Grand Duchy of Moscow, Ivan III was the first to style himself Czar (1462-1505) and to take on the expansion of what was then a small kingdom centred on Moscow.  From 1462 until 1911 Moscow fought 113 wars of expansion, winning most and creating at its height a Russian Empire stretching from Europe to the border of British Columbia.  From the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, Russia has been involved in 14 more wars not only with Ukraine but also with Georgia, Moldova, Tajikistan, Ingushetia, Dagestan and Chechnya—this last could be seen as a precursor to Israel’s ‘war’ on Gaza as the capital Grozny was levelled to much the same extent as Gaza is currently.

So why do numerous pundits and analysts dwell exclusively on U.S. actions through NATO as the primary reasons for the Russian invasion of Ukraine while foregoing any discussion of Russian motivations for war or the relative importance of both?  In the best traditions of Empire building Russia has demonstrated all the actions and policies—removal of populations, colonial settlement, massacre, racist policies for the conquered and recurring invasion of neighbouring polities—without any need of external motivation.  In this they have recapitulated the actions of Romans, Ottomans, Mongols, British and the United States as the latter expanded from Atlantic to Pacific.  In the 19th Century both the U.S. and Russia ran roughshod over indigenous populations; stories of lonely cavalry men at Fort Apache could easily apply to Russian forces on frontier duty at the Holy Cross Fortress on the Sulak River.

If reputable analysts such as Jeffery Sachs, David Gibbs, and Robert H. Wade criticize the U.S. for its actions toward Russia and its use of NATO to amplify them, all in the context of provoking Russia into its invasion of Ukraine, they are doing us a disservice by not placing U.S. provocation in the context of Russian ambition.  As these writers provide no discussion of domestic Russian motivation for the war it is evident that the arguments put forward are directed toward domestic strife in the U.S. rather than elucidating the motivations for the invasion of the Ukraine.  A professional historian such as Gibbs and a scholar of Global Political Economy such as Wade must surely know that U.S. provocation is front-loaded by Putin to disguise his own motivations for invasion.  Recognizing this they can only be taking the U.S. to task for its often misbegotten policies and actions in order to influence domestic policy.  For the U.S. actions they detail are factors in Russian motivation but by no stretch of anyone’s imagination should they be cast as primary ones.  There is no doubt that NATO was created as a response to the Soviet ‘Red Menace’ but without NATO Russia’s expansionist wars would still have taken place just as they did for centuries before NATO existed.  To claim NATO as a primary motivation for Putin only indicates the writer is either oblivious to Russian history or is writing for domestic political consumption alone.  History shows clearly that Russian rulers have never needed any external motivation for colonial conquest: the Ukrainian war is the latest act in Russia’s colonial expansion and has been undertaken completely for domestic reasons.  Most tellingly you might ask yourself why Albania, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, North Macedonia, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Slovenia, Slovakia, countries formerly controlled by Russia, are now all members of NATO.  Was their primary motivation the Russian devil they knew or the U.S. devil they were wary of?  The answer seems obvious.

Failure to weigh Russian motivation gives a pass to Putin’s autocracy and lends support to the growing belief in the U.S. that democracy has failed and it is time to consider the advantages of an autocratic leader—let’s forget this waffling, democratic consensus failure and get a strong leader to drain the swamp.  It can be argued that some form of autocracy is humanity’s default organizing principle and Russia’s centuries of imperial expansion are one of the best arguments for its practice—within the past month a Russian friend has yet again assured me that the Russian people are unsuited for democratic governance and that an autocrat is the only power they will accept.  But we must be extremely careful in using autocracy to call out faults in democracy; autocracy by any definition has no place for citizen consent. While is is legitimate to lay out U.S. actions and motives towards Eastern Europe, to do so in the context of the Ukrainian war without weighing them against Russian motivation for the war is disingenuous at the least and mendacious at the worst.

Further Reading.

Russia’s Steppe Frontier: The Making of a Colonial Empire / Michael Khodarkovsky  Characterizing the colonial history of Russian conquest Khodarkovsky writes “On the one side was Christian Russia, a military-bureaucratic state, with urban centres and a dynamic agricultural-industrial economy. On the other were various non-Christian societies with kinship-based social organizations and static, overwhelmingly nomadic-pastoral economies.”   Sound familiar?

To Run the World / Sergey Radchenko.  Soviet aggression, Stalin to Gorbachev.

Hayek’s Bastards: Race, Gold, IQ, and the Capitalism of the Far Right  / Quinn Slobodian  Outlines the rise in the U.S. of autocratic political theory and the claimed failure of democracy.

The Fourth Political Theory / Aleksandr Dugin  Dugin is Putin’s political theorist.  In this book he dismisses liberalism, communism, and fascism in favour of his new political construction based on ‘ethnos’ as a ‘community of language, religious belief, daily life, and of sharing resources and efforts; as an organic entity’. (Wikipedia). Dugin’s major work on Eurasianism as the enemy of Atlanticism is not available in English but there is much discussion of it on the Internet; you can start with Wikipedia and go from there.

Oakley Rankin, Hornby Island

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Oakley Rankin posits that academics such as United Nations advisor Professor Jeffrey Sachs and others who want an end to the U.S.- NATO proxy war against Russia in Ukraine and no further NATO expansion, ignore important historical context from 400 years ago in Eurasia. It is Mr. Rankin who is ignoring the most significant contexts in the history of Russia and Ukraine, and the Cold War with the U.S. and NATO.

Russia was the Eastern Front, the largest and deadliest theatre of WW2 in Europe, where the vast majority of Nazi ground forces were destroyed, defeating the German army’s offensive capabilities and forcing them to retreat toward Berlin. The Russian Army ultimately captured the German capital in May 1945. There were a total of 27 million dead Russian soldiers and civilians in their effort to defeat Hitler and the German Nazis.

Ukrainian ethno-nationalist allies of the Nazis murdered thousands of Jews and Poles and Roma peoples during that time, the same ideology that dominates power in Western Ukraine today. Right Sector, Svoboda, and the Azov Nazis control much of the corrupt Ukrainian regime, armed and funded by NATO in an attempt to expand NATO and its nuclear weapons to Russias border. This is NATOs proxy war against Russia.

The U.S asserted that Soviet Russians putting nuclear weapons in Cuba represented the red line” of an existential threat, leading to the Cuban Missile Crisis, and it is absurd to expect Russia to accommodate NATOs nuclear weapons on its borders. With the dissolution of the Soviet Union, the peace dividend was supposed to be an end to the Cold War. The U.S. and NATO have broken their commitment not to expand.

The most recent context that Oakley Rankin is missing, is that Ukrainian leader Zelenskyy was elected in a landslide victory on a campaign platform of peace with Russia. Immediately following Russias invasion of Eastern Ukraine, there were peace negotiations in Istanbul in April of 2022 that were agreed to in principle, but the signing of the deal was scuttled by NATO, forcing Zelenskyy to capitulate. The proxy war went on.

These views do not represent support for any state actor or their leaders, but rather an intellectually honest anti-war accounting. We cannot rely on corporate or state funded media to report honestly on these issues, and anyone who dissents from them is smeared as pro-Russian. The NATO propaganda, and the arming and financing of this proxy war, including by Canada, represents the greatest threat to sustaining civilization.

Keith Porteous, Associate Editor

Monster Hunters ch.2

The giant man dragged Ben to the janitors closet to talk to him. Ben now got a good look at him. He had a long beard that was fastened with several elastic bands, his hands were as big as frying pans and had a head the size of an exercise ball. “Why did you do that?” He shouted, “Why?” Ben was scared that this stranger was yelling at him. He didn’t know why either. “What did I do?” asked Ben. “The man had a look of disbelief on his face. “What do you mean what did I do?” You used one of your wishing coins on a stupid hoodie!” Ben didn’t know what the man was saying. “What’s a wishing coi…”Why did you do it!” Ben was getting scared now. Ben started to run. He stopped. He didn’t know if he could trust this man out from the closet. “Wait! Ben! I’ll tell you what wishing coins are!” He somehow found himself walking back to the closet.”Ok!” said Ben,” tell me what they are. “Wishing coins are only used in a total emergency,” said the man, “Let’s say I was about to die. I could wish to be twenty years younger, and I would still be alive! “So, you can wish for anything?” asked Ben.”Yep, anything!” repeated the man.”So… I wished for a sweater, and I got it.” said Ben in deep thought. man.”Why did you do that?” asked Ben. Then Ben thought of a question that he wanted to ask the man first: “Why are you here?” He asked. The man whispered, “II am here, to tell you that you are a… Monster Hunter.” Ben’s expression turned to shock.” And what exactly does a monster hunter do?” He asked. “SSSHHHHH!” The man exclaimed, “Don’t say it too loud, these closet walls are thin.” They sat in silence for thirty long seconds. Finally, Ben spoke up; ” Is being a monster hunter a bad thing?” “Oh, no Ben,” said the man, “In fact, you are one of the most gifted mortals in the human world!” Ben was already shocked enough, but this was too much. “I’m sorry but I must get to class… What’s your name?” “Robbie.” The man exclaimed. He didn’t have the same aggressive look on his face as he did before. Just then, his friend Johny entered the cramped closet. He was followed by a girl who looked to be their age. Ben expected that Johny and the girl would be disturbed by what was going on, but they both remained surprisingly calm. “Thanks Robbie.” said Johnny, ” Should we tell him?” “No.” replied Robbie. ” We’ll wait until we get back to headquarters.” Ben had no idea what was going on and, now that his best friend was in the middle of it, he didn’t know what to do. “C’mon Ben, we should get going.” said Johnny. “What’s going on, Johnny!?” yelled Ben. He had to know. Who were the Monster Hunters? What did they want from him? Why was Johnny in on everything? And how he was so special to them. “We’ll explain everything when we get to our home base.” said Johnny. Ben stayed silent. He knew that he could not question it any further. They all stepped out of the closet, Robbie in the lead with Ben following and Johnny and the girl in the back. Soon they were behind the school. It had been hard to walk between the normal hallway buzz and chatter. “So, Ben, do you know how to light-travel? “What do you think?” replied Ben with a wild look on his face. “I’ll take that as a no, then.” Robbie fished out something from his pocket. It looked like a small glass world map. “These teleport someone to anywhere in the world.” exclaimed Robbie. ” All I must do is tell it where I want to go. Now, Ben understood that this world of Monster Hunters really existed. “TO MONSTERSCHOOL!” shouted Robbie. Ben was not expecting the name of the school to sound like they were training monsters, but he shoved that thought aside. He had bigger things to worry about. And he was still as confused as ever. It had all happened so fast. The unknown man. The unknown girl. And Johnny.. What was with him? But his thoughts were not as fast as the bright flashes of light enveloping the four of them. Not even a second later, everything turned black. And they disappeared. 

The US Empire Needs Men Like Trump

The US Empire Needs Men Like Trump

Reading by Tim Foley:

If you were wondering why the US establishment was so much more chill about Trump becoming president this term than they were the first time around, you’re watching the reason now. The powers that be were assured that he’d carry out longstanding imperial agendas like kidnapping Maduro, bombing Iran and overseeing a final solution to the Palestinian problem, and they trusted him to carry out those plans.

The MAGA narrative that the establishment hates Trump because he’s fighting the Deep State has never been true; there were certain factions within the US imperial power structure which disliked Trump, but that was only because he was not a proven commodity like Hillary Clinton and they didn’t trust him to be a reliable steward of the empire. Trump proved that he could be trusted with his advancement of longtime swamp monster agendas throughout his first term, and he plainly did enough during his time out of office to assure his fellow empire managers that he would do even more if re-elected.

The empire needs its skillful orators and apologists like Obama, but it also needs its iron-fisted overt tyrants like Trump. It needs good cop presidents to manufacture global consensus and expand US soft power, and it also needs bad cop presidents to inflict the hard power abuses the good cops can’t get away with. Both are essential components to the operation of the imperial machine.

 

Cuba for example has been a socialist island nation off the coast of the United States for generations, because the US hasn’t been able topple its government by its usual means. All the standard CIA assassination ops, proxy warfare and economic blockades were unsuccessful, and there’s been no national or international support for sending US boots on the ground to regime change a small country that poses no military threat. But a last-term bad cop president like Trump has options at his disposal that would be off the table for good cop presidents.

US empire managers are discussing this openly.

“If I lived in Havana and I was in the government, I’d be concerned, at least a little bit,” said Secretary of State Marco Rubio after Maduro’s capture.

“Cuba is ready to fall,” Trump told the press on Sunday next to a delighted Lindsey Graham. “Cuba looks like it’s ready to fall. I don’t know if they’re going to hold out. But Cuba now has no income. They got all of their income from their Venezuela, from the Venezuelan oil. They’re not getting any of it. And Cuba is literally ready to fall.”

“You just wait for Cuba,” Graham added. “Cuba is a Communist dictatorship that’s killed priests and nuns, they preyed on their own people. Their days are numbered. We’re gonna wake up one day, I hope in ’26, in our backyard we’re gonna have allies in these countries doing business with America, not narcoterrorist dictators killing Americans.”

“Donald Trump will have done something that’s eluded America since the fifties: deal with the Communist dictatorship 90 miles off the coast of Florida,” Graham said on Fox News. “I can’t wait till that day comes. To our Cuban friends in Florida and throughout America, the liberation of your homeland is close.”

The Beltway swamp was saying this well before Trump’s Venezuela assault. In October, Senator Rick Scott told 60 Minutes that if Maduro is removed “it’ll be the end of Cuba,” saying “America is gonna take care of the southern hemisphere and make sure there’s freedom and democracy.”

Trump’s blatant smash-and-grab violation of international law in Venezuela wouldn’t have worked for a president who’s trying to put a nice guy face on the US empire, but for a wealthy reality TV star who’s comfortable playing the WWE heel, it’s opened up potential power grabs that have been eluding the imperialists for decades.

When the news broke that Trump had attacked Caracas I was working on an article about his warmongering with Iran which I had to abandon to focus on the new development. The president had announced on Truth Social that if any of the people protesting in Iran are killed, “the United States of America will come to their rescue,” adding, “We are locked and loaded and ready to go.”

Prior to that Trump had confirmed to the press that the US would attack Iran if it tried to rebuild its missile program, saying in a joint news conference with Benjamin Netanyahu that “I hope they’re not trying to build up again because if they are, we’re going have no choice but very quickly to eradicate that buildup.”

To be clear, the president is not talking about attacking Iran if it tries to rebuild its nuclear facilities or construct a nuclear weapon. He’s talking about Iran’s conventional ballistic missile program. The United States is saying that Iran simply is not allowed to defend itself in any way, shape or form, and that if it tries to rebuild its ability to do so it will be attacked again.

So they’re clearly just making up excuses to bomb Iran and waiting for something to stick.

Senator Graham recently tweeted a photo of himself grinning with the president, who was holding a hat which said “MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN”. You can pretty much determine how warlike the US empire is from day to day by looking at the expression on Lindsey Graham’s face, and lately he’s been looking positively ecstatic.

Trump used to slam warmongers like Graham, building a huge part of his presidential 2016 campaign around contrasting himself with their disastrous foreign policy platforms. Now that he doesn’t have a re-election to posture for they’re best friends, with Graham proclaiming that “Trump is my favorite president” because “we’re killing all the right people and lowering your taxes”.

January 2029 is still a long way off, and we’re seeing every indication that Trump is going to be making Lindsey Graham smile for years to come.

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The Fête of the Immortal Sea

Gabriel Jeroschewitz, December 6th, 2025, Happy New Year   Dedicated to Robert Burns.

The Fête of the Immortal Sea
as seen by Elric Fen, Shore-Watcher of Glassehaven

I tell yu now of that nite, tho it’s a thing I shudnt keep in my mouth long — it heavs on the mind like deep tide on the ribcage. It wer late in the warm-seazun, the kind yu call the Heartsmonth, when the town does its lantern-show, the Fête of Lumes. Women in silk-colors, men in bright coats, laughter like a spun chain runnin down the quay. We all was lookin landward at the gardens, at the quick lovers dartin from bower to bower, while out-behind us the sea lay quiet — quiet in a way that is its own kind of sound.

I was not partake like the others. I am shore-watcher, so my eyes go sea-side. I dont kno if you felt it before: how the sea can seem asleep in its skin but its deep belly is turnin. Its coil moves miles under, and if yu listen long yu can near feel it in your own chest. That nite, for no reason I cud name, I got the sudden sense that it was lookin back at me.

Yu mustnt think me fancy-talkin. I mean plain: the sea lookt. As if it had found me in the crowd and wanted a word.

Now, Glassehaven has its old yarns — the ones we half-jest about in the taverns but half-hide from children. Fêtes that wer watched from the waves themselves, by things not fish nor bird. Times when ships lay at anchor right off the quay and the music carried out across the water, to be answered by lights out at the black edge, lights that was not lantern nor star. Old folk say the sea got memory longer than any church record, and it keeps the faces of them that stood at its lip, even thousand years gone.

On that nite I swear I heard it call, not in sound but in pull. My feet wanted the wet stones. My hands felt the salt-stick from the air. And my heart — it quickt like a lad in first courtship, only this was no girl’s glance, but something far deep.

The fête went loud then — some manner of fire-thrower and drum-beaters in the garden-square. The lovers all pressed in close to see, petals from the bower-trees falling in their hair. But the sea behind them, it flasht. Not the white of common lightning — no — this was a red fork in the clouds, a spear of it, split in two mid-air and stabbing down into the far horizon.

And between that spear’s flicker and the next breath, I saw the ships — three of them, pale sails in the half-dark — all shudder at once. A quiver ran up the masts and the canvas went slack as if a hand had been laid on their backs.

I thought of old says: When the Immortal watches, mortal timbers feel it.

I started toward the breakwater. The stones there old and black with weed, slipper as eel-skin. A man shudnt walk alone past the last lamplight, not with deep tide on the turn — but my steps was not my choosing.

When I come to the water-edge, it was no longer quiet. Slow roll, yes, but each rise carried in it a sound like far music. Not played on strings nor pipes — more a thrum, a deep tune that yu don’t so much hear as feel low in the gut. It made me think: maybe the sea’s own heart got its rhythms, and now it wanted me to match mine to it.

I looked back — the fête was still bright, still laughing, still throwing its perishable flowers in the garden. But even from there, I could see how small it was against the seaface.

Yu see, the sea don’t care if yu are name-known or name-lost. It don’t care if yu are kissing under boughs or dancing in paint and wine. It’s seen every fête along every shore since man first thought to put a lamp in the dark. It’s seen lovers vow under myrtle trees and orange nights. It’s seen them sink together when the ship goes down, the music stopped mid-note. Their bones rest under miles now, no light there at all.

 

The red forks came again — higher this time, and stranger. They didn’t strike down but seemed to pause mid-sky, like they was holding. And in their light I saw out past the breakwater — shapes, pale as sails, but taller and narrow. Not ships.

They was lined in a half-ring, far enough that their feet — if they had feet — must be in water too deep for the harbor’s chart. I cudnt count them proper. Their heads was not heads, more curves where the lightning caught and slid off.

I thought — fool that I am — that maybe they was watching the fête same as me. But the longer I stared, the more I knew their gaze was not on the gardens. It was fixed on the quay. On me.

I felt it then, hard in the chest: a mighty power, as if the whole sea had leaned in. Joy, yes — not joy like a mortal’s, but that nameless lift yu get when yu are part of something too big for all your words. It was as if I’d been chosen to stand in that moment between the fête and the Immortal.

The power came with a promise. Not in speech, but in tide: You will not be forgot.

I can’t tell proper how it happen next. There was a change — a cold drawn up through every wave at once. The music from the fête faltered, a drum missed its beat. A smell of iron ran in the wind.

Then — nothing. The garden’s light still shone, the lovers still laughed. But a shadow had moved between us. Not one yu see with eyes, but one yu sense in the bones.

Behind that shadow lay a place I shud not go.

The Immortal waited. The ring of pale shapes held as the red lightning spears froze mid-sky. I felt my breath slow, my pulse match the low-thrum in the tide.

It was asking — no, it was offering. A fête of its own, with no end.

I knew the old tales: the ones who accept are taken. Not drowned like common shipwreck, but brought into the depth where time is not. They say those ones dance there forever, music of eternity in the quiet — no breath, no day, no night, just the endless.

The quayside stones under my hand was slick. The water close enough to take me in one step more. My heart was strong — too strong for any mortal fête.

I thought of the lovers back in the bower, their flowers already fading. I thought of ships that sailed for joy only to sink by morning. And I thought of the Immortal, who has kept its own music longer than the stars.

I stepped forward.

The water rose — not high, not rough — just enough to take my balance. The ring of shapes parted, two and two, making a way. The red lightning swam down into the path, turning the black into a strange warm gold.

I didn’t fall. I went.

I can’t tell yu the rest in mortal words. There’s no sense of hour in that place, only the feel of the sea’s heart opening to you. Vast gardens there too, not bough nor flower but coral risen like towers, weed streaming like silks. Others moved about me — not fish, not men, but tall and curve-headed, their long arms carrying lights no fire ever made.

We danced. We danced without ground underfoot, and the music was the deepthrum and the pulse of the tide.

It was love, if love is being part of a thing that will never end.

 

I don’t remember leaving. One breath I was there, the next I stood again at the quay, dawn just breaking, the fête gone. Not a petal left on the stones.

But I carry it. The power, the joy without name. I am still shore-watcher here in Glassehaven, but some nights — the warm-seazun nights — the sea will look back at me.

And I know it remembers.

Postscript by Elric Fen:
If yu read this and think to go alone to the breakwater on Heartsmonth, yer a fool. The Immortal gives only one fête to each man. And once yu step forward, there’s no turning back — save if it sends you. But if it does, yu will be never whole again for mortal shores.or sing Auld Lang Syne,

Phoenix Riting! – January 2nd, 2026

What a year it has been. Its been like this for a few years now. At the end of every year, since about 2016, it seems, we look ahead and hope for a less crazy one. Please, we say, let this year not be as crazy as the last!

And every single year has been crazier. Every New Year, we say the same thing all over again. I dont remember this being such a phenomenon in the past. I remember when the New Year was a time when some of us made resolutions about what we wanted to improve in ourselves and our lives. On New Years Eve we partied, or did our own private thing, assessed the year behind us, and anticipated the changes we might make to improve our lives, change our bad habits. But did we ever look back on every previous year as an absolute train wreck the way we do now? 

I know only one thing about the year to come, and it is this: its going to be even weirder. So much weirder I cant even imagine it. Guaranteed. The crazy quotient of each passing year is increasing exponentially. Every year is stranger than the last. Its like were hurtling toward a weirdevent horizon. Its not the AI singularity we should be bracing for, its the weirdness singularity. I dont think weve crossed it yet, but… maybe. 

Weve fallen down the rabbit hole, or stepped through the looking glass; thats more like it. Were in the backwards mirror world now, looking out at normal,” but unable to reach it. Nothing makes sense anymore.

In the year to come, I resolve to roll with the changes. To dance with them. To look for whats right, question my assumptions, and prepare for the strange ahead. What else is there to do? Oh, of course sometimes Ill protest and complain. Im human, after all. Theres real release in expressing frustration with the stupid choices made by the deciders of the world, especially when those decisions intrude unacceptably into my life and community. Ultimately, though, I will adapt. We will all adapt, or else start blowing gaskets and leaking in public.

Cant have that.  Must… contain… self…

Thing is, as local songwriter John McLachlan sings, The future will always win.” You cant stop whats coming, if its coming. You cant step in front of a speeding train without getting smashed by it. Some who are trapped on the train might fight their way to the engine and shout in the engineers ear, only to be told, sorry! The brakes are broken and theres no stopping this thing.

History has momentum. The events, however weird, destructive and nonsensical, that are playing themselves out now must carry on to their bitter or natural conclusion. Perhaps those of us not trapped on the train, who still have the will, can run alongside and lend our weight to slowing it down, even rescue those few that we can. Maybe thats futile. But what else is there to do?

We can effect small changes here (I hope) and there (maybe). We can probably mitigate some damage. Protect a few. But this thing will play itself out. Im becoming convinced George Carlin was right: the owners will have their way, and they do not care what we think or say. The majority, whose numbers are required to have any effect to slow or even stop the train, are too busy munching processed snacks and scrolling their TikTok feeds to notice or care. Or else they are occupied with a titanic struggle merely to survive and they have no spare brain cells to pay attention to the bigger picture.

The masses arent listening, and those who are listening already know. Futile or not, I wont stop saying what I think. Thats how Im wired. And even though nothing seems to be changing, despite so many miraculous scientific breakthroughs revealing in depth what an interdependent, complex, diverse wonder this living planet truly is; despite the many brilliant alternatives being discovered to generate energy, clean the oceans, grow food, and so much more; despite all the kind, loving hearts working together, striving, saving all they can, Im going to continue to feel it all. Im going to laugh and dance and cry and shout and sing as hard as I possibly can.

There will still be a world when this weirdstorm has passed. Whenever that happens, I have faith in this living Earth. I believe she knows what shes doing, no matter how it looks and feels right now. And I know, deep in my bones, that we crazy, destroying humans are collectively acting on her behalf. That in the very long run, somehow, its going to turn out that something is right about this. 

I dont know what it is. But this New Year, I choose to believe in the good. Faith, its said, can move mountains. Faith can grease wheels and encourage life to grow. Faith is an exercise, a practice, and I commit to deepening mine. Im not talking about faith in something, God, a religion, leaders, the ones who know. Faith is simple. I have faith in blessings, in life itself, unfolding all around me, in vast entities, like this world and this cosmos, to evolve always in the direction of love. 

Life feels better with a little faith. Its not easy against all the evidence but it works for me. Give it a try, if you havent already.

My wish for you all is that you each have the best year you possibly can given the circumstances. I wish that all your crises be awakenings, that your lives evolve lovingly, that it all works out one way or another. Happy New Year!

Thats what I think. What do you think? Email me at phoenixonhornby@gmail.com