I’M ON HOLIDAY
By Anon Singer, Hornby Island
Chorus (sing between verses):
I’m on HOL- I- DAY, I’ve left my brains behind
I’m on HOL- I- DAY, I’m sure that you won’t mind
1 Waiting at the ferry dock, I’ll blast out my loudest rock
I will drive at eighty K past the playground on my way
2 I brought a lot of booze, I’ll drink anywhere I choose
And I’ll dump the cans and glass in some bushes as I pass
3 My cigarette butts, too, I’ll just toss them when I’m through
When I use your porta-pot, I’ll shove my garbage down the slot
4 I will let my dogs run wild, and never supervise my child
We’ve got bikes, so we’ll go ride, three or four, all side by side
5 Some dumb sign says “Shellfish Lease” where I pick oysters on the beach
Yeah, I heard that fires are banned, but mine’s a beach fire, in the sand
I’m on HOL- I- DAY, I’ve left my brains behind
I’m on HOL- I- DAY, don’t you love me and my kind?