The plan was hatched with the meticulous detail only children with too much time could devise.

Gabriel  Jeroschewitz, June 29th, 2025,  For Leslee

The plan was hatched with the meticulous detail only children with too much time could devise.

The summer sun, a relentless golden fist, beat down on Elm Street. Tar bubbled on the asphalt, and the air shimmered above the cracked sidewalks. This was when the only air conditioning most houses boasted was an open window and a strategically placed box fan. And outside, amidst that glorious, shimmering heat, lived the children of Elm Street.

From the shade of Mrs. Gable’s colossal oak, where I often found myself contemplating the profound mysteries of clouds and neighbourhood gossip, I watched them. They were a united crew, bound by the unspoken rules of childhood and proximity. Mikey, the self-appointed general of all outdoor endeavours, was perpetually sporting a scraped knee and a glint in his eye that promised adventure or imminent disaster. Jenny, the quiet one, usually had her nose in a book, but when she joined the fray, it was with a surprising strategic mind. Sammy, bless his heart, was the designated comic relief, a walking, tripping, accidental-slapstick machine. And then there was Little Timmy, the youngest, a human exclamation point of boundless energy and even more boundless naiveté, whose primary function was often to get lost or blurt out secrets at the most inopportune moments.

It began, as most summer Thursdays do. Did, with Mikey declaring, with the gravitas of a seasoned explorer charting unknown territories, “I’m bored.”

Jenny, perched on a wobbly tree branch, looked up from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. “You know what Mom says,” she recited without looking, “You better find something to do before I find it for you.”

Sammy, attempting to scale the oak and failing spectacularly, ended up in a heap of dusty grass. “I heard that means scrubbing the baseboards,” he mumbled, picking a twig from his hair. “Again.”

A collective shudder ran through the small gathering. Staying inside wasn’t a treat; it was a punishment. The hose, gushing icy salvation, was their water fountain. And as for “something to do,” their imaginations, fueled by sugar and limitless daylight, were about to conjure something truly magnificent.

“We need a project,” Mikey announced, surveying his troops with a determined glint in his eye. “A grand undertaking. Something that will… acquire us a dollar.” A dollar. The very word hung in the humid air like a sacred promise. A dollar meant a paper bag, crinkling with the glorious weight of a dozen bubble gum cigars, candy cigarettes (which they meticulously puffed on with serious faces), and enough penny candy to induce a week-long sugar high.

“A lemonade stand?” Jenny suggested, ever the practical one.

Mikey scoffed. “Too slow. Too much squeezing. We need a product. Something already… available.” He fixed his gaze across the street, on Mrs. Gable’s front yard, specifically her legendary berry bush. Mrs. Gable, a woman whose stern expression could curdle milk from a distance, nurtured that bush like it was her firstborn. Its berries were plump, glistening, twilight colour, rumoured to be the sweetest in the county.

“The Great Berry Heist!” Mikey whispered, his eyes gleaming. “We make a pie. A gourmet pie. And we sell it for, like, five dollars!”

Sammy gasped. “Five dollars? We could buy the whole candy aisle!”

Jenny, ever the realist, pulled thoughtfully on a braid. “Mrs. Gable’s got that dachshund, Muffin. And she’s always out there, watering or pruning.”

“Muffin’s a pipsqueak!” Mikey countered. “And Mrs. Gable’s got a routine. She watches her soaps at 2 PM. That’s our window.”

The plan was hatched with the meticulous detail only children with too much time could devise. They would shed their “good clothes” for play clothes—Mikey’s faded T-shirt, Sammy’s perpetually grass-stained shorts, Jenny’s hand-me-down denim overalls. Little Timmy, already in his grubbiest, was assigned “lookout.”

“You just stand here,” Mikey instructed, pointing to a strategic spot near a fire hydrant, “if you see Mrs. Gable, you yell! Loud!”

Timmy nodded, solemn as a sentinel, then promptly got distracted by a shiny beetle.

Their “equipment” was rudimentary, but their resourcefulness was boundless: a rusty bucket for the berries, a discarded broom handle for leverage, and a walkie-talkie system made of two tin cans connected by a string, which predictably, only transmitted garbled static.

At precisely 2:05 PM, with the sun still intent on baking the planet, Mikey, bucket clutched in hand, gave the signal. “Operation Berry Blastoff! Go!”

Consulting an imaginary map, Jenny pointed to the berry bush’s left flank. “Sammy, you create a diversion on the right. A… a clumsy one.”

Sammy didn’t need coaching. He stumbled over his feet, sending a decorative garden gnome tumbling, which knocked over Mrs. Gable’s prize-winning birdbath with a surprisingly loud splash. This was the distraction, but not for Mrs. Gable. It was for Muffin, the miniature dachshund, who emerged from beneath the porch with a bark that belied his size, a yapping, fury-fueled missile aimed straight at Sammy’s shins.

“Argh! Dog! Dog!” Sammy screeched, flailing his arms and tripping backward into Mrs. Gable’s meticulously cultivated rose bush. Thorns snagged his shorts, and he began a series of high-pitched yelps.

Mikey, meanwhile, darted for the berry bush, scooping fat berries into his bucket with urgent precision. Jenny, ever the pragmatic strategist, was already calculating the yield. “We’ll need at least three more buckets for a five-dollar pie!”

But then, the world stopped. A shadow fell over the berry bush. The distinct creak of a screen door. And then, the voice.

“Children,” Mrs. Gable said, her tone as dry and unyielding as a well-worn leather belt. She stood on her porch, a watering can, inexplicably, in her hand. Her “look”—that singular, piercing gaze that promised swift and undeniable consequences—was enough.

Mikey froze mid-scoop, with a purple stain on his thumb. Jenny’s calculations vanished. Sammy, tangled in the rose bush, whimpered. Finally shaken from his beetle-watching reverie by the commotion, Little Timmy pointed a finger. “Uh oh!” he yelled, far louder than he’d been instructed to for the “Mrs. Gable approaching” alert.

Mrs. Gable sighed. A deep, world-weary sigh that could deflate a hot air balloon. “You kids,” she said, her eyes sweeping over the scene: the half-stolen berries, the miffed dachshund, the birdbath askew, the boy stuck in the roses. “You want berries? Ask. And maybe,” she added, a hint of a twinkle in her eye, “help me weed this patch. And then we’ll make a pie. My way.”

The Great Berry Heist had failed. Spectacularly. But the punishment wasn’t a belt or a switch. It was an afternoon of weeding under Mrs. Gable’s watchful eye, learning the difference between a dandelion and a daisy, and then, the unexpected reward: warm, fragrant berry pie, fresh from her oven, eaten with their fingers on her back porch, Muffin curled contentedly at her feet.

They didn’t get their dollar for the candy store that day. But as the streetlights buzzed on, casting long, familiar shadows, and they sped home on their bikes, legs burning, cheeks hurting from laughing about Sammy’s thorny adventure, they knew they’d gotten something far better. They were tired, covered in dirt and berry juice, and completely free. That was childhood. Not curated, not connected, and just lived. And sometimes, delicious.