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Now that the New Year is upon us, it’s not too early to start thinking about this year’s garden.  However, we are still in the doldrums between the fall cleanup in the garden and the frantic season that begins with seed starting.  Now is a good time to reflect on last year’s successes and failures, make plans for this year’s garden layout, and pore over the tantalizing seed catalogues that arrive in the mail and in garden centres.  

 

Our first DIGS monthly meeting of the year will take place on Wednesday, January 15th from 1 to 3 pm at the Gathering Place at the United Church.  Peter Karsten will start us off with a powerpoint presentation entitled Denman Garden Secrets.  Those who heard Peter speak at our meeting in April 2024 will know that we are in for a treat.

The garden club welcomes new members, whether you are a beginning gardener or a seasoned expert.  You can purchase a membership at any meeting (memberships are $15 per year for an individual or $20 for a family), or you can just come and sit in first to see if it’s for you.  Our members enjoy monthly speakers, seed and plant exchanges, field trips, garden visits, and a whole lot of camaraderie and sharing of garden knowledge and lore.  DIGS is a great place to make new friends and get inspired to create a standout garden.

  – submitted by Nairn Stewart

Green Wizardries: Mulch While You Are Young

There is plenty of time and energy to do heavy work while you are young.  Now, this brings us to the vexing question of what do we mean by young and what do we mean by old?  On our islands, the concept of age is different than in other places.  Because we have so many older people, standards are higher here for claiming to be old.

I tuned sixty last summer and felt I had finally arrived as an adult.  I felt sixty was the beginning of old.  One of my very fit octogenarian friends was taking a walk with me when I announced that I was now old.  She felt that being sixty, I was a mere giddy and unreliable girl.  Another octogenarian friend explained that she felt old only begins after the age of seventy five. I have yet to ask my nonagenarian (people in their nineties) friend what she thinks.  

Young is also different here.  I had a lovely young woman tell me that she really was not a girl despite having just had a baby in her early forties.  I explained that on Denman, a girl who is still fertile is considered little better than fetal herself.  

Just let us agree that people who are brimming with energy and have few chronic injuries are to be classified as young.  It is to these happy few that I wish to talk about mulch.  Yes, mulch does attract slugs but that is just an example of the cussedness of life.  Mulch is essential to cover the delicate and nutrient-poor soils we have.   Mulch also nourishes the soil life, enriching the soil after being digested by innumerable tiny, hungry mouths.  You can keep the explosion of slugs down with applications of organic slug bait available at the Hardware Store on Denman.

The largest soil organisms, the worms, dig tunnels in the soil allowing air and water to penetrate the soil readily.  They also line these tunnels with their excrement in the form of worm castings.  There is a really good experiment to do with children and gardeners.  You get a large clear-plastic soda bottle and pour some damp soil in the top, shake it flat.  Add some dried leaf matter, sand, clay, manure in layers.  Now, add a few garden worms and cover the body of the soda bottle with dark paper.  

Leave it in a cool, dark place such as the boot cupboard and take a look at it every two weeks and note the changes.  The worms will work like the dickens to eat all the goodies.  They will swim to the top and dive to the bottom.  After a month or so, the entire contents of the soda bottle will be thoroughly mixed together.  

This is what will happen in your garden if you mulch with organic matter such as stable waste, sand for clay gardens, seaweed which is such a boost to our mineral-poor soils,  fallen leaves and compost.  The worms will breed like mad in the protected soil with such a huge reserve of food.  They will mix the soil and the amendments so you don’t have to.

A thick layer of mulch on top of a paper or cardboard layer will kill off any weeds except buttercup which seems to have supernatural powers of endurance.  A layer of newspapers six deep should be enough to kill or really slow down most weeds.  Paper feed bags and layers of cardboard will certainly kill off most weeds.  When the buttercups pop a couple of leaves to the surface, you will find the soil so fluffy that it will be easy to pull these nasty weeds out.  Even buttercup will perish if it is placed in a really hot compost pile.  

The key to having a very fertile garden is to increase the amount of organic matter in the soil, no matter what sort of soil you are starting with.  If you can mulch your garden beds hugely every year, when you are young, when you become old, you can get away with far smaller quantities of mulch which will make your old age much easier.   You want to make your gardens look as if they are covered with a feather bed, ten inches tall of compost.  It is not too late, nor too cold to do that now.  My husband and I just spent part of today mulching our beds. 

Another thing to do while you are still young is to build a covered porch for your house.  We did and it made our house so much bigger.  We have an outdoor bath and a kitchen under the porch.  This is an excellent place to bake bread in the summer, take a bath looking at the beautiful sky and trees and to sit outside during a downpour or on a really hot day when you need some shade to be outside.  

Shucking Oysters: Virtual Encounters

TRIGGER WARNING: The following contains everything you didn’t care to know about sex.

Canadians are assumed to be boring, well-behaved, nice folks. Far from it, when it comes to adult entertainment, we great white northerners are rather adventurous. In fact, worldwide, we all seem to be on the same page when it comes to our private proclivities.

In Pornhub’s 2024 annual report, for the second time in a row, the top search for Canadians was “MILF.” Some may remember back in 2013, during an interview on Courtenay JetFM, a DJ asked then BC premier Christy Clark, what it was like to be a MILF. Ever the professional, Clark responded, “You know, I take that as a compliment…better a MILF than a cougar.” The term was also the top search in several other countries, including the US, the UK, and Spain. 

The number two search for Canada was “hentai.” It seems that we aren’t the only ones intrigued by the kinky Japanese cartoon genre, as it was also the most-searched term in the US, Brazil and the Ukraine. And in third place, Canadians searched for “Asian,” bumping the “lesbian” category to fourth.

Some quirky stats: Canadian searches for “dominant woman” grew by a whopping 886%, “big natural chubby” (+764%) and “really old MILF” (+657%). Not sure what this reveals about us, but Germans have similar tastes.

The report did not have data by province, but did have info for US states. For instance, North Dakota searched “lesbian strap on” the most while South Dakota preferred “hot babes.” And for California, the largest state, “friend’s mom” was the winner.

In the most watched category, lesbian was once again, the top choice for Canadians, with MILF in the second spot. We did stand out globally with our viewing tastes, however. The “small tits” category was watched 82% more in Canada than the world average, and “virtual reality” and “red head” also saw a noticeable uptick in popularity.

With no surprise, the US was top of the list for traffic. The sheer amount of US visits to Pornhub was twice as much as both #2 France and #3 Philippines combined (Canada was #10). The endurance award goes to the Mexicans who spent just over 11 minutes per visit, followed by the Netherlands, the US, and Canada. Poland placed lowest at a mere 8 minutes and 35 seconds. Australians enjoy women loving women as well, where “lesbian” was their most viewed category. In the US and many parts of Africa, “ebony” was number one. Across the pond, Greenland was more into watching lesbians and most of Europe were loving the MILF category. Not too surprising, the French were in love with themselves, as was their neighbour in Italy, and Brazil as well. Meaning, for example, to
put it locally, we Islanders only watch “islander” videos like “Busty Hippy Pleasures Her Neighbour.” 

And what about women? Not only are women watching porn, but they’re spending 17 seconds longer compared to the guys. Philippine female visitors topped the list again this year, with 59% of the traffic (versus the men at 41%). Argentina, Colombia, and Mexico all had similar viewing ratios of women over men. This could be explained by the culture of machismo in these countries. Hopefully the women were getting some quality time. 

In the US, 29% of Pornhub viewers were women. This has remained consistent year after year. Canada, Australia, the UK and Germany had the same percentage, which once again can be explained by our culture. It’s not all about boinking either, women are much more likely to view videos featuring scissoring, cunnilingus, and solo sex. And just to be clear, scissoring does not involve cutting or running naked with.

So, where does artificial intelligence play in all this? A lot. Millions of people are interacting with AI-designed virtual companions online. One company, Replika, has users creating custom digital girlfriends.

No surprise, the clientele are male, Caucasian, and under age 30. The women are catching on, one announced on social media that she had “married” her Replika AI boyfriend, calling the chatbot the “best husband she has ever had.”

Sex doll vendors such as Joy Love Dolls offer interactive real-life sex-bots by mail order, with not only custom breast size, among other preferences, but also “complete control” of features including movement, heating, and AI-enabled “moans, squeals, and even flirting from your doll, making her a great companion.” At the budget level, you can choose Samantha for around $2,000 or if you dare, in the premium category, Kendra Lust, who’s name says it all, for $6,000. One site optimistically explains that buying a sex doll may be a bit of an investment, but “it’s cheaper than a girlfriend!” 

Another company, realdoll, only has a selection of five male dolls (versus 41 female) – Michael, Nate, Lucas, Nick and Johnny – who all look, kind of creepy, like drug-addled serial killers. Or you can create your own model (but you’re stuck with the faces). Not for the faint of heart, these silicone pseudo hunks with custom penis attachments can cost over $8,000.

There’s something not quite right about replacing a real human being with a totally submissive lust machine. Can you hear the talk? “I hear Barry has a new girlfriend, but I’ve never seen her.” “Me, neither.
But, he looks happy.”

WindAnce Journey of Self 

WindAnce Journey of Self 

Jin Shin Jyutsu offers helpful and harmonizing opportunities to compassionately explore your inner world of Body, Mind, Spirit, Breath & Frequency.  We invite you to take an hour for yourself to learn and practice basic Jin (hu-Man) Shin (Creator) Jyutsu (Art) self-care tools to Empower Inner Harmony and Personal Wellness.

Each class is facilitated by Erin O’Brien.  She credits her lifelong (30+ years) dedication to self-care Jin Shin Jyutsu physio philosophy with her experience of overcoming chronic fatigue and debilitating arthritis. Daily practice keeps her feeling the Harmony alive in all aspects of becoming on the human journey.

January 20   January 27    February 10    February 24

6:30 – 7:30 PM in the Community Room at the Denman Island Community School – entrance by the gymnasium.

Each class begins with a gentle invitation to movement/dance/stretch/rest followed by a simple set of instructions for a personalized self-care experience using Jin Shin Jyutsu hands on healing practice. Most of this class will be spent comfortably laying down or sitting while exploring opportunities to unlock self-care insight with Jin Shin Jyutsu instruction. 

No previous eastern medicine training required.  You can learn more about Jin Shin Jyutsu at this website: https://jinshinjyutsu.ca/windance/

You can register to secure your spot by email to dices.communityprograms@gmail.com or by calling DICES at 250-335-2058. 

The cost for each class is $15.

Drop ins Welcome as space allows. 

DICES supports this community education opportunity.

Forensic Architecture: Sleuthing for Justice

Israeli architect Eyal Weizman is a new kind of investigator. He is founding director of Forensic Architecture, which is both a field of study, involving new ways of interrogating violent conflicts, and the name of a research agency. As he says, “We are the people’s forensic agency. We only interrogate militaries, secret services and police forces”. They also investigate the role of corporations and militaries in environmental destruction. (interview with Peter Beinart, 27 November, 24.)

Eyal Weizman

Born in Haifa, Israel, now based in London, Weizman, is Professor of Spacial & Visual Cultures at Goldsmiths, University of London. Forensic Architecture has a dozen offices from Athens, to Rio to Bogota; their researchers use spacial architectural technologies, in service of political studies and prosecution of war crimes all over the world. They also draw from software development, interactive cartographies, remote sensing, satellite image analysis, “situated testimony”, material analysis and crowd-sourcing.

Although their primary focus continues to be Israel-Palestine, one great example of their range is their ½ hour film, Cloud Studies 2022, which shows their ground-breaking work gathering evidence of environmental destruction caused by petro-chemical industries worldwide – work that gets presented in cases brought by legal activists against corporate developers.

Forensic Architecture provides architectural and media evidence to civil society groups, such as Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, International Committee of Red Cross (ICRC), and the UN.

Hollow Land: Israel’s Architecture of Occupation (2007), updated 2017, was my first introduction to the work of Weizman and colleagues. In it, he demonstrates the spacial planning aspects of the Israeli occupation of the West Bank. He shows the long-standing intent to occupy, displace Palestinians and control the land, through detailed examination of the built environment over time. He shows the fortress-like nature of the settlements, their intentional placement on hilltops, their observation towers for the constant surveillance of Palestinians living in the valleys below, and the tragic fact of Zionist ghettoization of its own people in their segregated, walled-off enclaves.

After more than a year of research, Forensic Architecture has just released an 827 page report called: A Cartography of Genocide; A Spacial Analysis of the Israeli Military’s Conduct in Gaza since October, 2023. This report has been provided to South Africa’s legal team to support their case at the ICJ charging Israel with Genocide. Research entailed viewing 100’s of thousands of videos and testimonies coming from Gaza, “evidence flying at you” Weizman told Beinart. He says that they were looking not so much at the incident itself, “which is actually a war crime”, but at relations between statements and actions, between multiple bits of evidence, at “evidence of evidence” on a meta level. He states that you need to look at intent – cultural and political- which has been produced over a period of decades, to look at history and consider how intent was formed. You can’t understand Genocide without understanding the particular

environment, he says, and because we cannot know what is inside the archive of the Israeli military, what is behind their commands, we need to look for patterns. Actions which are systematic and widespread constitute a pattern. Patterns reflected in commands of the military were found by Forensic Architecture in Israeli destruction of:

  1. agriculture
  2. health infrastructure
  3. public institutions &
  4. displacement of Gazans.

Relations between the patterns have a compounding effect, coinciding, working together as a system, multiplying the effects on the population. According to Weizman, each one of the patterns fits a historical pattern, such as weaponizing the denial of humanitarian aid and the use of starvation. Since October, 2023, researchers found that over 70% of Gaza’s agricultural land has been destroyed, together with over 45% of its greenhouses. Those operations deny Gazans the ability to feed themselves. Together with the systematic withholding of food and water, they create conditions of famine. These same patterns were earlier evident in Israeli’s long practice of “putting Gazans on a diet” by calculating the number of calories the population needed just to survive, and restricting the amount of food allowed into Gaza on that basis. They were evident in Israel’s spraying of poisonous herbicides on Gazan farmland which started in 2014, destroying crops and livelihoods, documented by Forensic Architecture in Cloud Studies, 2022. Creating conditions where life is not possible is all part of Genocide.

Why is Forensic Architecture important?

We need the insights provided by research agencies such as Forensic Architecture because we are awash in propaganda disseminated by corporate media. We are at an historic time of recognizing the realities and inequities created and sustained by imperialism, colonialism and corporate capitalism. We need to learn the truth from reliable sources. In their own words: “We are an interdisciplinary agency operating across human rights, journalism, architecture, art and aesthetics, academia and the law. In 2022, the Peabody Awards programme wrote that we had co-created ‘an entire new academic field and emergent media practice’; in 2024, the European Research Council assessed Forensic Architecture as ‘a scientific breakthrough (defined as a revolutionary work that led to deep change in existing paradigms or new methods opening a new stream of research)’… Since 2020, FA has supported the growth of agencies worldwide that practice and apply our methods. The Investigative Commons is both a global network of practitioners, and a physical space in Berlin, within the offices of our sister agency Forensis.” Check them out for yourself at https://forensic-architecure.org .

Next week: Part 2

h/t Michael McNamara for architectural context

There Is No Need To Wait For Revolution Or Paradise

JAN 05, 2025
 

There is no need to wait for the great revolution to begin fighting against our rulers. There is no need to wait for things to get better to experience this world as paradise. The time for both of these things is now.

Right at this very moment you can begin a daily practice of sowing the seeds of revolution. You as an individual cannot defeat the empire yourself, but it is absolutely within your power to open a few people’s eyes to the reality that the status quo is unacceptable, and that a better world is possible. It is absolutely within your power to show people how they’ve been lied to their whole lives about their country, their society and their world, and to show people how they are currently being deceived about stories that are in the news today.

You have an ability to share ideas and information which revolutionaries of past generations could only dream of. You can make a daily practice of using these unprecedented abilities to expand awareness of what’s wrong with our society and how to fix it, in your own words exactly as you see things. There is no need to wait for the deus ex machina ending of Marxian prophecy where the contradictions inherent in capitalism give rise to revolution. You as an individual can begin planting the seeds of revolution right now.

And right at this very moment you can begin experiencing this world as paradise. Even in the thick of this nightmarish dystopia, this moment right here and now is electrifyingly beautiful. You can learn to look at this human experience with new eyes, hear it with new ears, feel it with new flesh, in each and every moment. As fucked up as we know things are intellectually, there is nothing stopping us from learning to relish each moment of life on this amazing blue planet and to suck in its air like a passionate lover.

So there’s nothing to wait for. Not revolution, and not the beautiful world we want to build once we have wrested control away from our abusive rulers. Both revolution and beauty are available to you right now. Don’t waste another second of your life waiting for them.

You’re not at the bus stop, you’re on the bus. Get to work, angel.

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Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right…..

Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right…..

The former Centre has become the Far Left.

The former Left has joined forces with the former Centre, 

together making up the Far Left.

They are both considered creepy.

Meanwhile, the former Right has become the Centre Right.  

The original Right has been abolished.

The former Right, now considered to be the Centre Right

has been described as the Far Right, by the Far Left,

who consider them dangerous.

The Greens talk a lot and drink even more.

The Bloc represents it’s own country that hasn’t yet

evolved to the right/left parody.  Attache la tuque!

Where does that leave the anarchists?

Surely the massive upheaval in party politics 

has created an opportunity for the anarchists 

who were never able to tell Right from Left in the first place.

Anarchy:

“the organization of society on the basis of voluntary cooperation, 

without political institutions or hierarchies”

Lam

Open Letter to the Honourable Minister of Transportation Farnworth and BC Ferries’ Commissioner Hage

Open Letter

Subject:  Sham Fire Safety System on the Baynes Sound Connector: B.C.Ferries’   Gaslighting Calls for Strong Government Oversight

Dear Honourable Minister of Transportation Farnworth and Commissioner Hage:  

B.C. Ferries has yet to inform Denman and Hornby islanders why the Baynes Sound Connector has been loading up to 25% fewer vehicles per sailing for over the last holiday week or when full service will return. The corporation’s silence is not only frustrating for ferry-dependent islanders, but is a violation of the BCF Commissioner’s directive to report service changes promptly and transparently.  An industry expert and islander, however, believes that the service reduction is due to BCF finally doing something about the vessel’s sham fire safety system because hydrants are not connected to hoses, pumps, and safety equipment for staff and the cable ferry lacks a  necessary backup fire safety system.   

This overlooked fire safety issue is just one of many problems afflicting the cable ferry.  Its cable system, for example, is a frequent cause of lengthy service cancellations. In addition to crab pots and other objects tangling in the cables, a cable could fall off if the vessel runs in winds higher than 39 knots.  Last May, when a cable dropped off on a windless day, the service interruptions that extended over a three day period were dramatic for islanders.  Some resorted to hiring a private boat, like Gracie MacDonald who describes her harrowing experience when trying to get her dying brother to a hospital in the press (https://thediscourse.ca/comox-valley/denman-island-resident-calls-for-investigation-into-bc-ferries-cable-ferry).

In the same article a BCF spokesperson gaslights islanders’ experiences and feelings by claiming that cancellations are “below the average percentage of cancellations across the entire BCF system” that “0.3% (03% or 30%?) were cancelled due to mechanical issues, and that the reliability of Route 21 has improved by a 40% reduction in mechanical-related cancellations.This is a classic example of gaslighting, as the Anderson Review lists a number of unresolved mechanical failures that explain the service problems and FOI sources, union members, and MLA Josie Osbourne, confirm that Route 21 has the highest number of mechanical-related service interruptions in the fleet. 

Although islanders hoped that CEO Jimenez would correct the mistakes of past leadership by replacing the cable ferry and stop the gaslighting, he has continued his predecessor’s pattern of underreporting cancellations, (ZERO were reported in the 2023/24 Annual Service Report); and repeats in service reports to the the Commissioner, the former CEO’s 2015 claim in service reports to the Commissioner that the cable ferry provides service on a par with its predecessor, the Quinitsa.

BCF’s claim that the current budget cycle doesn’t provide for replacement is neither convincing nor in compliance with the Coastal Ferry Act that compels the corporation to provide safe and reliable service to ferry-dependent islanders. Quadra, for example, has two of the six new Island Class Ferries even though it competes with Denman as the busiest and most profitable of the short routes.  Many islanders believe that aside from saving face for making a bad decision,  BCF is keeping the cable ferry in service to support the deception that the cable ferry is a success and even exceeding corporate expectations;  and to save face because islanders who opposed replacing a reliable vessel with a risky experiment predicted the mechanical problems that are confirmed in the 2023 Anderson Review of the Baynes Sound Connector. 

This review, which was authorized by the Commissioner in response to the high number of customer complaints, contradicts the BCF spokesperson’s claim that the mechanical issues are being resolved, as it lists a number of unresolved mechanical issues that account for the frequent breakdowns.  It states also that the vessel is slower and costs more than anticipated, but omits to discuss the multiple issues and exceptionally high expenses of the cable system. The review concludes with offering four or five options for the corporation to consider— from decommissioning the vessel to stretching it.  BCF chose the latter cheapest and most irrational option!  Islanders are fearful that BCF is still considering stretching the cable ferry because the current budget provides funds for adding deck space. 

Without strong government oversight, islanders can expect BCF to continue to gaslight and place budget over safety and service reliability.  This is indicated by their decisions involving not only the Baynes Sound Connector, but the Coastal Renaissance and the Queen of New Westminster.  Bill 7, which your predecessor tabled in 2022, would provide the needed changes to the Coastal Ferry Act and legislation for strong oversight. 

Given ample evidence of BCF violating the Coastal Ferry Act, the Commissioner’s directives, and  the corporation’s code of ethics, I am appealing once again to MOTI and to the NDP/Green coalition government to compel BCF to replace a proven failed cable ferry experiment with one of the available Island Class Ferries.  

 

Respectfully,

Sharon Small,

Denman Islander

Shucking Oysters: Exit Stage Right

Not too sure who Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s handlers are lately, but the optics are not looking good. Since finance minister Chrystia Freeland was so ungraciously demoted, followed by her not-so-quiet resignation at the end of December, Trudeau has said little publicly. And now, along with most Canadians, members of his inner circle are calling on him to resign. 

With his background as a night club bouncer, part-time drama teacher and snow board instructor, playing the role of prime minister is simply too great a leap for someone with Justin’s range. Or, should we say, lack of range. He only has one tone of voice and one facial expression. Even his socks have more charisma. Brian Lilley wrote that while the world stage has become a much more dangerous and serious place over the past few years, “Trudeau is still playing sock diplomacy.” For Justin, “it’s always about performative politics and virtue signalling.”

No matter how hard he may try, Justin never had his father’s talent for brilliant bon mots or clever retorts. He’s not even remotely playful, unless you call wearing a blackface and turban funny. Père Pierre even made flipping the finger look cool. With the air-head apparent, everything Justin says and does seems like a contrived act, in robotic Disney Prince mode. 

Justin Trudeau is desperate to be loved. But beware of his dark side. If you “fail to reflect back to him his narcissistic projections,” by holding a different opinion, or acting independently, you are a traitor. Jodie and Chrystia, in particular, have seen his insecure colours, and no doubt, his ex-wife, Sophie, was stifled for years.  

For power players like questionable Klaus Schwab of the World Economic Forum, Trudeau’s hollowness has great value. Justin is impressionable and a few strategic strokes to his ego will give even more control to the wrong powers-that-be. How an under-qualified individual like Justin Trudeau became prime minister — and stayed there — is the stuff of unprecedented political folly, as someone said. Other world leaders have wondered as well. If he’s not putting his socked foot in his mouth, he’s being socked in the mouth.

One guy in particular is relishing in his taunts, from demoting Trudeau to governor to making Canada the 51st state, and even suggesting that Wayne Gretsky take over leadership. Former Bank of Canada governor Mark Carney, who was poised to replace Freeland as finance minister, was among the first to publicly condemn the repeated jabs, saying Trump’s remarks about “Governor Justin Trudeau” were “carrying the ‘joke’ too far.” 

Carleton University professor Aaron Ettinger, who studied Canada-US relations during the first Trump presidency said, “These are taunts; these are churlish provocations that are not mature, and do not reflect just how serious the coming trade war is.” 

“We know his moves. He makes fun of, he belittles, he mocks, because he can,” Ettinger said. But he said that a vacuum of leadership in Ottawa from an embattled prime minister is spurring “the freelancing of some of the provincial leaders” in response to Trump’s comments.

Word on the Ottawa streets is that Trudeau will not stay on to lead the Liberals in the next election. A non-confidence motion is in the wings and when the House of Commons returns at the end of January it will probably pass and bring on an immediate election in the spring. With NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh announcing days after Freeland quit cabinet that he is now ready to vote down the government, Trudeau’s departure seems imminent. 

What would Justin’s legacy be? Wearing cool socks? Unlike his father, Justin does not have many options upon leaving the stage of politics. After his retirement, Pierre joined a Montreal law firm, remained active in international affairs, and released his  “Memoirs,” one of the most successful Canadian books ever published.  

When Justin steps down, it doesn’t seem likely that he will follow the usual trajectory of a retired prime minister. Can you see him providing strategic advice to corporate clients on managing global geopolitical risks or becoming a high-profile public speaker? Even having a comfy board of director position would be more symbolic than strategic. So, what’s the badly-chosen-one to do? Mark’s Work Wearhouse model? CHEKTV news anchor? Or, he could always follow the marketing genius of his McRibbing cousin down south. 

Trump has long delighted in finding new ways to market his name, creating a HUGE merchandise empire that includes pricey gold TRUMP sneakers and autographed TRUMP Bibles. Want to intimidate the gang at the gym? How about an exclusive gold TRUMP crested pickle ball paddle for $180?

The Trudeau Corporation, already exists — a leader in housewares, since 1889 — but Justin could call his venture simply, the Trudeau Empire. Socks of course, would be the signature brand. Star Wars socks. Red maple leaf socks. Rainbow striped socks. Black face socks. And a Sunny Ways clothing line, featuring $250 slim fitting white jeans and $175 dress shirts with permanent rolled up sleeves.

And not to be TRUMPed, he could also launch his own fragrance line at $199 a bottle. For the women, “Thrown Under the Bus” with diesel notes that give the perfume a distinctly masculine edge without being overpowering. For the men, “Dream On,” a cologne that has a long-lasting narcissistic fragrance, with a hint of fruity delusion. 

At the national Liberal caucus holiday party, Trudeau did obliquely speak to his handling of the Freeland scenario: “It hasn’t been easy, and that’s why I’m so happy to see you guys. Like most families, sometimes we have fights around the holidays. But of course, like most families, we find our way through it.” 

Yes, Justin, nothing screams family dysfunction like awkwardly smiling your way through another happy holiday.  

— With files from The Canadian Press and The Washington Post.