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8 21 25 I have swum

8 21 25 I have swum

Recently

I have swum

in the cold 

dark atlantic

off of Brier Island,

Nova Scotia

and shortly

thereafter I threw 

myself off of reddish

sand into the turbulent

Bay of Fundy

and in New Brunswick

I let the Restigouche River

push my bulk down

a serpentine path

and later still I swirled

majestically in the old

quarry waters of Lac

Crystal, Quebec

and from there it was

onto mighty Lake Superior

where I floated wildly

above its infinite glossy

pink stones

and in Winnipeg

I dove into a hotel pool

swimming with an

enormous fat man

who enjoyed sliding

upside down through 

the winding kiddies 

tunnel that spat 

him into the pool

like an enormous 

ball of phlegm

and I didn’t swim again

until I hit the Okanagan Lake

which was divine in its

inviting tepidity 

and when I got home

to Denman Island

I bounded down into the blue

pacific tossing linens

like an old stripper

across the oyster beds

in nothing more than

my modern loin cloth

hurling myself into 

the frothy salt chuck

head first while

swinging deep with

my overhand stroke

only to find it was 

the coldest of all

which is good

for oysters,

gooey ducks

and people

who really like to

swim like 

me. 

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